another hentai spree- eat it up

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Hentai Spree: VII

What a night out...

sickness and the sixth scoop of hentai

it's been a bit too uneventful these past weekends..

hentai pack no. 5

Damn, my summer's a month shorter than that of Phineas and Ferb's....

Hentai Spree + 5 Days of Great Raining

A weekend plus a series of cancelled school days. Bliss and serenity- found...

Beavis and H-Town

It's not Houston. . .

Hentai Cliches : 21-41

Remember that Hentai Cliches list? 

A popular read, let's drag out more of hentai's silly flaws and overdos!

21. Magical lube. Or maybe its power is just slightly exaggerated. 

Kowaku no Toki

22. The ruling majority of the female population has boobs about this size:

Mother Daughter Danburi

23. Reason for sex? Well, I've caught a disease..

Dakakute ecchi na ore no ane

24. Sperm "cures" everything.

25. Women and their bloody deflowering. Darling, the blood seeps out 30 seconds later.
26. Thick. Sturdy. Dicks.
Why, it happens all the time!
27. Large [realistically, RARE] amounts of cum/semen
28.  On-the-toilet sex. Hmm, kinky.
29. All teachers at small schools will be raped..
30. Speaking of which, there is only one rapist: the kid who does everyone.
31. The Faster, The Better!
32. Spies.
Who happen to be your random unmentioned friend.

Dakakute  ecchi na ore no ane

33.Cum in, never out.
34. Never have we ever used a condom. That's why, in the end, there's always a high chance for pregnancy!
35. The pussy's usually wide, yet tight. What's wrong with tight and small????
36. Of course, the same positions and orgies. Come to think of it, that's one overall downside to sex in general ~ predictability and scenario. No wonder why the idea of fucking with strangers is oddly  enthralling .
37. All in -- always. Only in porn can you just squat and circle round his tip :p

38. Spanking feels good to females. At some point .
39. Bondage ~ no woman is ever resilient to this practice.
40. Monologue about her twat's feelings.
41. The madnesses of [sexual] ecstasy: lust and obsession with dominance. . . while this is also realistic at times, sometimes animation execs just love fucking wit u

Today was the end of the first of three grading periods for the first semester. America is composed of 50 individualized states with its own education systems, political laws, etc. Except under federalism (the distribution of powers and responsibilities between the national and state level of governments), the states have rights to reject and set laws and standards. There are different high school and perhaps university graduation plans that have various amounts of required courses, credits, etc. Even globally, Canada may take shorter a time to graduate university, but there are only a few 'American Equivalents.' Whether you need 18, 20, or 32 credits to graduate, the end result is a graduation.

I was able to pull off all As minus one B in English. I may not have accomplished my objective grades (like a 100 in Biology...), but I've accumulated handfuls of survival tips for you panicked freshmen-to-be in half a year.

Hentai Spree: The Third Entry

For the past couple of months, I was able to stave off of hentai and porn, but now that summer has kicked in tons of hours......

Guilty as charged again!




Hentai Cliches: Part Two is a work in progress.. I just love how I have readers that reads everything and then I have a little Hentai community here. Thank you, everyone... we're all similar folk here

Today, or tonight rather, I'm going to discuss some hentai series that I've seen in a session and will include snappy thoughts , as well as ratings.

I tried to watch a variety of hentais because everyone knows that hentai has framed numerous cliches and copies storylines and sex positions. I hope that you will find something to watch whether it be an h-anime or another TV series on the blog. Let's get to it--
This is the order in which I spreed through the night...

1) Dekakute Ecchi na Ore no Ane  4.3 , 2 OVAS
Brother, we have an unknown disease and, to cool down this heat, WE NEED YOUR SPERM

2) G-Spot Express 6.8 , 2 OVAS
TV "lady," my ass. Gropers on a train.

3) Nee Summer! 7.4 , 2 OVAS
A brother and sister begin a passionate incestuous relationship after the sister teases him about his "perverted self."

4) Mesu Kyoushi Injoku No Kyoushitsu 7.8, 2 OVAS 

One kid is the mastermind rapist... doing it all under an unexpected motive.

5) Itadaki! Seikeki 8, 1 OVA

HOTTEST GANGBANG EVER..  includes comedy

Whoo,  my eyes feel  stung by fatigue.

Hentai Spree : Post Two

Another Hentai Spree? It's been forever since the last ! Sadly, I haven't watched anime, hentai, nor have I been reading manga lately :((
For these "hentai sprees," about three series are watched. It's not much, but totals to about two hours of watching neko chicks. I have no idea what 'neko' is defined as, but it was in Kathy-Chan's Do You Wanna Watch Some Hentai? Frozen Parody.

Forget the daffies, let's get down to it. ((pun not intended))


First -
Yumi Kui: Tsrumiku Shiki Game
2 OVAs
6.6/10

A hentai voice actress loses her virginity to her producer, who, over time, depends on his relations with many women to gain wealth, women, status, etc.



It seems like a somewhat real life scenario , if you're in the industry. But what sucks is this guy is overconfident about his power as a man. He goes for it - or her, in this case. I'm not sure if being very sexually active with women is to present to the audience his greedy personality, or it's just for show. Well, he's going after sensitively horny women. As hentai has done, it always does.

Spocon! (Sportswear Complex)

2 OVAs

7-8.2/10

It's like Ezria, except Aria raped Ezra... who got aroused by her blowjob. 

And that happens in the very beginning. 

This features.... humour!! There's no comic relief character, but I guess it could be the masculine protagonist who is 

a popular candidate for coaching a sports club.

At least we see his face... 

And his abs!

It wasn't a stupid, cliche hentai (maybe because it's a harem?) 

Well, it is definitely a light, enjoyable watch for an hour of your day ((or night))

Ciao, 

Xx,

K

Hentai Spree : Post One

Today , I went on a hentai spree. Wusses be disgusted, unless your first hentai was bitch basics. These Posts will be featuring the storyline and rating for several H-Animes. For amazing story and action, the show will be highlighted as an individual post, like >> Lover in Law.. future Hentai posts will be wrapped into one package.




1: Mother Daughter Donburi            ----       1 Vid
*6.7/ 10 (most points for lactation and or fat boobs) 

  A threesome between a big-breasted mother-daughter pair and a man. POV filmed.
Memorable Scenes: The Literal Boobfuck

2: Kowaku no Toki --- 2 Episodes
* 8.1/10 ::::::: ONE. CRAZY. ANIME. AND. I. CRIED. SO. MUCH.
AND. HUNGRY. ...

Kyousuke has dreams of a girl who is constantly engaged in sex with a man. He comes across Yukino, who looks like the girl from his dreams. The fantasy dream world comes into reality in a tragic finale! 

Well, that's a first: crying during a hentai. Crazy me, right? Anyway, that's your h for the week-end.

Plans : Upcoming Reviews and Currently Watching, Honestly: 

• Your Lie in April (Currently Airing Anime... it's pretty sucky, if you ask me and some musicians) 
• Orphan Black Season Two
• Web Therapy Season One
• Crayon Shin Chan (78 episode anime)
• PLANNING TO REWATCH AND EDIT "My Love From the Star" review... the best deserve the best possible reviews , whether acclaimed or not
• PLANNING TO write reviews about children's shows by season

Biweekly posts ~ I'm hungry ..

Ciao while I'm getting a glass of soymilk 

#AZNPride

Hentai Cliches: 1-20

BIG WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ahead will show hentai words/slang, explicit content, and er, quotes. 


Don't come cryin' if you're eyes are blinded by such words --
20 Lines Before You May Scar Your Eyes
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And let the List begin!!
The following is not organized in any specific matter.. these situations and actions do not apply to all hentai series. Feel free to leave any cliches in the comments :)

1. It's either a small story encircling a relationship, adventures of a fantasy land, or just a rape spree. 
2. During sexual acts, the woman, if there is one, must always have her shirt or gown pulled up high enough to expose her breasts. (not necessarily bouncing)
3. If you wanna rape someone, do it in the park-! 
4. Tentacles. (haven't seen one yet-- but, hopefully it'll bore me)
   
5. In an incestuous relationship, someone is gonna pick another relative member.. not you. 
6. If you're sent to a training camp to overcome sexual desires... it takes sex to ex sex. Clear enough?
7. The jealous [little] sister.
8. The only time a man will smile during sex is during rape. Sadly, I'm not sure about yaoi situations. 
9. A guy will always be the one controlling that sex toy in you, my lady. Unless it's a yuri, then, -both ladies have the pleasure of doing so.-

   

   from Lover in Law (<3333!)

10. Your husband's dead, so... just keep fucking in life!!
11. The greedy, [evil] mom.
12. Sex storytelling-- one popular way to turn on your man. 
13. The mom who kills someone.. oh yeah, School Days was soo influential. 

    

    from: Taboo Charming Mother

14. Drugs... for temptation and getting hard ~ oh yeah, this one's a weak one.
15. Shower scenes-- your fantasy just got real. 
16. Guy (or gal?) who just 'can't hold onto his feelings anymore!' 
17. Sharing.. is caring. It's actually not. 

    

    from Lover in Law.
    Thankfully, nobody was a scheming envy chick . 

18. One guy... with all the big ladies ~ are harems starting to get old now??
19. If you have double-letter breasts, you're turned on like that. *snap* 
20. Guys with glasses.. all of 'em got an evil side. X) 

    

    from Sextra Credit (the dub is SOOO American)

I'm gonna make this a series of lists for this special genre of anime.  I should really come up with something to end my posts. 

Well,

Until the next post,

Oppai Heart

2 OVAs : 30 mins each
Based off a manga/light novel of the same title extended beyond a colon!


This is a great example of displaying hentai cliches. Still working on the list!! Anyway,


Oppai Heart is either a substitute-the-girl or two separate stories in the same setting. Our main character is a high school student, Ryuu, who gets hard pretty easily at the sight of many ecchi factors. 

I will insert my thoughts and observations for the OVAs in their order. You'll see once you read on!


    The first OVA is about how Ryuu' s sister, Miya, contracts a virus that makes her horny at the sight and contact of men (too bad it wasn't any person.. ) So, a symptom of this virus is that breasts or dicks get bigger and rock hard.. yeah! To calm down this, sex must be done.. 
  
Most overall plots of this hentai mentions that Ryuu and some friends took a medicine that made them sensitive to dither sex or something. In my watching period, I guess this explains why he gets so hard. 

MISHEARD KPOP LYRIC: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hard [hot?], hard"

So friggin cute:: Bro, no one can tell her to not say "Nya NYA"

I don't know why , but,
My first reaction to this line was "@wwww!"
Agree or Creep--

I don't have any pics on hand for this OVA, but the whole OVA is an uneven scale of "in the school" and "at home.. with no parents. EVER."

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The second OVA is pretty much about previously seen green-haired chick and how she's.. addicted to Ryuu? Yeah , nothing special, just hot hentai sex. Bonus points-!

In this OVA, it's all about the reference to semen, cum, etc as milk. 

In this picture above, the dick was already censored... looked better that way. 

Gah.. this OVA taught me that (hentai) girls are stupid when it comes to sex.. Well, they're usually stupid anyway. -\_/-

And that's I how discovered that this was a fetish I had temporarily. I don't even know if premature lactation exists; but I do know that premature ejaculation does thanks to Futari Ecchi! 

This closing OVA is all about sex everywhere.. be sure to spot the most ridiculous "other safe place to do it!" 

I honestly hoped that they'd include a lab scene or a sacrifice by sex (like those fantasy hentai), but .. no. I would have been more excited about the story if they focused on one girl. It took some time for me to realize that they changed the storyline a bit. 

It's all about the hentai sex.. everywhere and anywhere~sort of. The characters are ridiculously folly folks, so enjoy stupid people make out like hot shit! 

->GRADE! 8.6/10

S   e  n t e n c e.  The breasts... what a beautiful thing. 

Lover in Law

2008
2 OVAs : 25 mins each
-based off an h-manga (is that what they're called?)

OMG, just finished this and will be remembered as one of my fave hentais. At least I was able to cry a bit - a couple feels in here!! 


You learn from the general blurb that the flower shop is there (or was there?)  because it was run by our main character's parents who are now dead. Now, the flower shop is run by Tsutomu and his sister-in-law, Mai, whose husband (Tsutomu' s older brother) is away in another city. Mai gets more distant and Tsutomu' s feelings for her, a family member, begin to show itself. But, Kozue, Mai' s friend and new employee, finds out that the relationship is more than just family. 

I got to this series on a hentai site under a tag. I've stayed with the series because it was in a different setting than most typical hentais. I mean, how often does a flower shop appear in an animation or movie? It's what I call "a landscape extra." 

I did not know that I could do this ,but how about we have a nutshell.. of OVA 1?!

Got any conclusions? See the whole story ~ 

Anyway, I loved everything about this hentai. The closing song makes me teary and the story development is like that sudden small bump that you ran over- yelping fun. Everything is perfect and unique~  the sex scenes or hentai sex isn't that hot (well, I mean, maybe for half of the viewers)... I got a little bored and surprised (the sudden clit tapping!! So. Scary.)

This isn't shit or even typical for a hentai! It's got a story, strong emotions, and hot cutie adults. And to top it all off COMEDY!   There isn't a lot, but  like little 'munks.. Lovable and small. Congrats and THANK YOU for the humor.

This voice actor said it like my mom.
Oh my =God=!

 And a lesson learned and known: Be true to yourself and be who you really are.

###GRADE### 10/10 : A Perfect Hentai that could have better scenes, but it's still good

Boku no Pico (ぼくのぴこ)

2006 Production
The Set: (forms of available media): a manga and anime OVAs
3 OVAs , about 40 minutes each 

Yay, a late night  post! So... why did I watch this today? 
It was on my bucket list.. Check!

A lot of you may know that this is one popular hentai and is perhaps the World's First Loli-Shouta Yaoi Hentai. Anyway, I SURVIVED THE EXPERIENCE!

Honestly, even though this was my first finished hentai -series-, it didn't really creep me out because they look like 8 (they're supposed to be 13~15 years old).  And worst of all, they're male. Yes, as in "I got an ochinchin   you got one, and so do I,  So..."

So, the OVAs are pretty much about the blond pre-adolescent kid, Pico, and how  he lived out  his ways  after  being mistaken  for a girl and.... after losing his virginity. 

Now that's a lead-in. His supposed  lover is related to Pico's employer, who is the owner of a cafe. Tamotsu is the name! He's my favorite character in  this  entire series and sadly,

YOU ONLY SEE HIM ONCE!! ;_(

It's nice to be introduced to a humane character in a weird series. It's nice to relate,, right??

Yeah, he's  pretty relatable relationship-wise.. 

Okay, so that's..Story One... in the next two, Pico meets some //friends\\

You will learn that  Pico likes to wander and fool around (sexually,  of course) 

But thanks to his newfound friends, PICO FINALLY BECOMES HUMAN!

Finally, I've been waiting for this moment X)

This isn't a  creepy <thing>, it's just a weird relationship.. I think the animation has taken sexuality to another level. Beyond gender is age...  ?

The ending is just a sex scene, just so you  know ;)

Another thing , the sex scene timing. Around more than 5 minutes  long, the scene fits in any situation snuggly. 

If you wanna dare yourself to watch like so many people who did,

Just watch the last OVA.. the first one is just a softcore story and sex. It's like playing with a doll.

While most of the audience is disgusted by the many examples of huge age differences, I noticed that my first reactions were quite concentrated on the show. I wasn't freaked out by the fact that Pico was molested (actually, I didn't notice at all). This was a show where I was more determined to figure out the moral of the OVA rather than gaping at seven sex scenes. 

The animation is watchable due to the quality of the 2000s. So, that says something. 

All in all, it is a show that has a summer setting. Perhaps it is great for passersby..  

who knows when pedophiles will be a daily sight in everyone's lifestyle.

G r a d e : : 5.4/10 (OVA  3 alone is 6.5-7/10) 

"If your friend asks for a good anime to watch, say Boku no Pico."

°-sigh-°