Phantom Thief Reinya

12 episodes-3 minutes each
Genres: Comedy, Slice of Life, Animated Shorts

Looking at the time, I don't know why I couldn't sleep; I was tired with the sleepy eyes hours ago! Apparently, I am soo mesmerized by Yakitate!! Japan; it's so freaking fast and it's, like, better than the kdrama , Heirs. Not that there's anything wrong with comparing anime to dramas, right?

So, because I ended up staying up, I just all of a sudden craved comedy or something from the genre. I didn't feel like watching endless seconds of talking in dramas, so anime was my last contestant.

This is an animated shortie series that is probably one of the bagel shorts- the everything bagel shorts. This is the story of the life of a cute cat thief and the police trio who also have their own problems. 

It's a balloon; that's how she flies away!!

She steals anything that's gold.
At least her goal is simple...minded. 

Damn. Maybe he's representing older peds; nothing wrong with that. I think.

Real life problems are presented throughout and then add some poses, funny faces, and you've got comedy..... I was really hoping that these two would get together with the power of love!! 

Even though the police are small, stupid, and.. funny, the storyline is still there. I mean, there are some animes that seem to skip around and focus on a problem rather than adding fire to the plot. Is this what makes you drop out? Maybe I'll make a list of Anime DOs and DON'TS. 

I liked the special moments - or , the intentionally-gonna-stand-out-from-this-episode scenes.. if you're bored, stay interested, get a couple chuckles and grins, and like a shortie for once. 

->GRADE: 7.5/10
Wished the series was extended. 

Reference to The Beatles, right? 

Just like drama  freaks or  show addicts, 

**WE CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THE SECOND IT BEGINNS OR NEXR WEEK'S PREVIEW.**

Chu-Bra! Manga

ちゅ-ぶら!!
48 Chapters__7 Volumes 
Genres: Ecchi, Education, Comedy

I decided to post the Chu-Bra! anime and manga on the same day. I mean, the Manga is just the Anime with added characters who have their own interests! For example, a cross-dresser who likes to wear women's underwear. 

The story digs into a deeper surface of a past. So, it's a little sadder than the Anime. 

The art ..  I miss the colors now!! What I liked about this version was the  angle  the pictures are drawn at. 

The bath scene of the three girls washing up was also in the anime, but...

I liked it in here, the Manga. 

In the Anime, all we got were Komachi' s flustered face when they were talking about developing asses. Oh yeah, nice way to put it, don't you think? 

Speaking of Komachi, he's seemed to improve on his fantasizing. At least we get to see more of his thinking! At least he has unknown feelings for our underwear freak~ that's why I almost got bored of him in the anime. 

Now, I just wanna make an article about the types of pervs~ hee, hee, hee. 

DA-thump. 

Another great addition to the Manga lines: SUPER PETITE CHU-BRA! 

It's a four-panel story with chibi characters. 

If you saw the Anime, you can skip to Chapter 15 or 20. Please note that it will seem to sound exactly like the Anime, which had smoother timing, to be honest. 

I liked reading about the characters that were left out of the Anime- sob, sob! The comedy is seen more often in this format, so get your laugh on? It's not hilarious stuff, sadly. 
The ending needed more zest- I would've liked to see more of a developing relationship between Komachi and Nayu, but love isn't always the big focus of all manga series. 

GRADE: 7.9/10 

Chu-Bra: Anime

Underwear Eye!














Genres: Ecchi, Slice of Life
12 eps
==Manga: 7 volumes

A well-ended anime, learn about bras and underwear, the underwear business, and friendship! It's a cute anime with the additions of humor (not sex jokes, thankfully) and modern gestures like da bitchslap!

Nice. To. Know! 

Nayu is a quirky girl who gave everyone the impression that she was a prostitute. On the day of presenting the class rep(s), why was she wearing "adult undies?" Two friends, Haruka and Yako, decide to investigate , uncovering a surprise.

The story progresses gradually, eventually leading up to an "unsuspecting wall." We're all waiting for the biggest shocker!! (Which led to me in tears.) ,>~<, Nice animes are able to make you cry at least once. That's a rule I keep in mind when I watch anime.. I'm always waiting for me to just tear up. I feel good when I do.

The feels - there's not that many, but the realism of situations .. bravo. Thank you for making stairway saves imperfect. *****QUESTION FOR MAKEUP USERS: Does makeup not stay on so easily in the summer? 

I love all the different angles that  we watch. It's a new experience.

The humor is this cupcake' s sprinkles ; the characters are the frosting! Sweet and lovable..every single one. I'm so jealous of Nayu now: I wish I had a brother like him!!

And some Comedy! Toss that in ~ 

Overall, it's a very rare kind of topic for a story . It's quite a heart felt ending and friendships. The characters change into a different self and reflect how they were affected by one girl. It's an enjoyable watch and there isn't one second of boring. There is no adventure, though.


G r a  d e  :: 7.4/10 

_ Underwear Eye! _

Abunai Sisters

10 Episodes- 3 minutes each 
Genres: Ecchi, Comedy, Adventure

First Note: finding this series, then watching it is going to be quite difficult. I think there's a DVD that contains all eps. The DVD/series was released by 'the busty Kano sisters.' Looks like 'meh material' to me ~

The pair of sisters, Koko and Mika, are celebrities/agents who are also trying to teach the men of the world a lesson?? I forgot; the story seems to be very random and jumping around.  The art is a great representation that ugly doesn't need to be so damn ugly!! 

Nipple beepers and boob-bags? (airbags, as in.. car terms?)

It's pretty ridiculous. 

Now this is something almost the entire audience has accepted:

why is it an anime? The studio that brought you xxxHolic, Ghost in the Shell, etc. present you this bullcrap. 

Yes, you're welcome . 

I don't believe in "one work ruined me." As long as the company is known for several masterpieces, then it's a reputation to keep! 

The anime lacks sophistication and a well-set road of the story.

Grade: 1.2-2/10 

. The font's better than the whole thing . 

Inu X Boku SS

Inu X Boku SS ; The Dog and Me 
12 Eps
Extra: based off the manga under exact title name

Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural, Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life

Some of you may already be familiar with the title ~ this is a manga that I'm always seeing on Manga displays, and yet, I still haven't read it! The art and characters are well-distinguished from many other animes, so I guess  this series stood out due to its art. I mean, the two-eye-coloured nine tail Fox?? Well, welcome to the crew.

Ririchiyo Shiirakin has come to the exclusive Maison de Ayakashi , a place for Atavists, generations that have inherited supernatural powers from supernatural ancestry, youkai. Now a resident of Room Four, she is presented with a Secret Service agent who seems to know her beyond her knowledge. 


I like the spin with the supernatural incorporated into the story. I haven't seen many fantasy-supernatural series, as you can tell. I was able to learn some Japanese beings like the nine-tailed fox. The art is exquisite ; it's like a calligraphy on canvas~ 

The story slowly progresses , but the character change is developed a little slower than I expected. But at least Ririchiyo was able to blame something for her falling in love:

The humor isn't bad -- and foodies really make everything better.  Oh yeah, forgot to mention: this cutie is like the Japanese Portia from Barbie' s Princess Charm School!

The anime was able to have all kind of notes to different scenes from flashbacks , memories, to ... YURI!! Anyone else digging the stuff? It's just so... ｋａｗａｉｉ!

I ended up questioning the characters' pasts. I mean, I thought Sou was a male prostitute once! Ain't nothing wrong with that, though __

Enough of the fun-- the episodes ended nicely , but there wasn't a single cliffhanger! I had hoped for more tensity; who be curious about an ep titled "The Unloyal Dog?" 

I really wanna say that this is an anime version of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic- but our main girl's got a point: it is quite difficult to interact with others. 

A better than decent, unique, mystical fantasy-supernatural story with moments of all kinds of zany feelings. 

If you're bored, this one's not bad. I have read about the Manga and it seems to be more powerful than this one; deaths and all. 

- This Anime Scored: 7/10 -  

　It's just an irregular heartbeat.. eh?!  (-.-)ノ⌒-~

The dub isn't bad- maybe.. just decent? 

Hentai Cliches: 1-20

BIG WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ahead will show hentai words/slang, explicit content, and er, quotes. 


Don't come cryin' if you're eyes are blinded by such words --
20 Lines Before You May Scar Your Eyes
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And let the List begin!!
The following is not organized in any specific matter.. these situations and actions do not apply to all hentai series. Feel free to leave any cliches in the comments :)

1. It's either a small story encircling a relationship, adventures of a fantasy land, or just a rape spree. 
2. During sexual acts, the woman, if there is one, must always have her shirt or gown pulled up high enough to expose her breasts. (not necessarily bouncing)
3. If you wanna rape someone, do it in the park-! 
4. Tentacles. (haven't seen one yet-- but, hopefully it'll bore me)
   
5. In an incestuous relationship, someone is gonna pick another relative member.. not you. 
6. If you're sent to a training camp to overcome sexual desires... it takes sex to ex sex. Clear enough?
7. The jealous [little] sister.
8. The only time a man will smile during sex is during rape. Sadly, I'm not sure about yaoi situations. 
9. A guy will always be the one controlling that sex toy in you, my lady. Unless it's a yuri, then, -both ladies have the pleasure of doing so.-

   

   from Lover in Law (<3333!)

10. Your husband's dead, so... just keep fucking in life!!
11. The greedy, [evil] mom.
12. Sex storytelling-- one popular way to turn on your man. 
13. The mom who kills someone.. oh yeah, School Days was soo influential. 

    

    from: Taboo Charming Mother

14. Drugs... for temptation and getting hard ~ oh yeah, this one's a weak one.
15. Shower scenes-- your fantasy just got real. 
16. Guy (or gal?) who just 'can't hold onto his feelings anymore!' 
17. Sharing.. is caring. It's actually not. 

    

    from Lover in Law.
    Thankfully, nobody was a scheming envy chick . 

18. One guy... with all the big ladies ~ are harems starting to get old now??
19. If you have double-letter breasts, you're turned on like that. *snap* 
20. Guys with glasses.. all of 'em got an evil side. X) 

    

    from Sextra Credit (the dub is SOOO American)

I'm gonna make this a series of lists for this special genre of anime.  I should really come up with something to end my posts. 

Well,

Until the next post,

Oppai Heart

2 OVAs : 30 mins each
Based off a manga/light novel of the same title extended beyond a colon!


This is a great example of displaying hentai cliches. Still working on the list!! Anyway,


Oppai Heart is either a substitute-the-girl or two separate stories in the same setting. Our main character is a high school student, Ryuu, who gets hard pretty easily at the sight of many ecchi factors. 

I will insert my thoughts and observations for the OVAs in their order. You'll see once you read on!


    The first OVA is about how Ryuu' s sister, Miya, contracts a virus that makes her horny at the sight and contact of men (too bad it wasn't any person.. ) So, a symptom of this virus is that breasts or dicks get bigger and rock hard.. yeah! To calm down this, sex must be done.. 
  
Most overall plots of this hentai mentions that Ryuu and some friends took a medicine that made them sensitive to dither sex or something. In my watching period, I guess this explains why he gets so hard. 

MISHEARD KPOP LYRIC: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hard [hot?], hard"

So friggin cute:: Bro, no one can tell her to not say "Nya NYA"

I don't know why , but,
My first reaction to this line was "@wwww!"
Agree or Creep--

I don't have any pics on hand for this OVA, but the whole OVA is an uneven scale of "in the school" and "at home.. with no parents. EVER."

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The second OVA is pretty much about previously seen green-haired chick and how she's.. addicted to Ryuu? Yeah , nothing special, just hot hentai sex. Bonus points-!

In this OVA, it's all about the reference to semen, cum, etc as milk. 

In this picture above, the dick was already censored... looked better that way. 

Gah.. this OVA taught me that (hentai) girls are stupid when it comes to sex.. Well, they're usually stupid anyway. -\_/-

And that's I how discovered that this was a fetish I had temporarily. I don't even know if premature lactation exists; but I do know that premature ejaculation does thanks to Futari Ecchi! 

This closing OVA is all about sex everywhere.. be sure to spot the most ridiculous "other safe place to do it!" 

I honestly hoped that they'd include a lab scene or a sacrifice by sex (like those fantasy hentai), but .. no. I would have been more excited about the story if they focused on one girl. It took some time for me to realize that they changed the storyline a bit. 

It's all about the hentai sex.. everywhere and anywhere~sort of. The characters are ridiculously folly folks, so enjoy stupid people make out like hot shit! 

->GRADE! 8.6/10

S   e  n t e n c e.  The breasts... what a beautiful thing. 

Candy*Boy

7/10 Episodes - 15 mins each
Genres: SUPER MILD "YURI", Incest, School Life

So.. I wasn't sure what reaction I was supposed to have while watching. Apparently, I didn't find this anime a single centimeter to light-hearted. It was quite a bore and the storyline didn't really work out for me. 

THERE ARE BETTER YURIS OUT THERE -

How was this close to yuri? Kanade and Yuki are fraternal twins. Kanade has a die-hard admirer, Saku-something, who's been doing so for years. This will force Kana to admit her feelings to her sister. 

The plot is what pulled me in. Wow, those... blurbs. 

The only factors that received positive feedback from me are:

=The Art : distinguishable character outlines, a normal girl's wardrobe.. 

=The Music : 3 ending songs -- I liked the one with sixteenth/da-da-da-da English 

Yay.. to English in Asian songs ~ 

=The Animation: smooth, no pauses between movements

At least this anime has a relatable character. Saku-Chan!

I mean,there's gotta be that one overboard person , nê?

STOP DRINKING SENPAI' S CUP!

I think we should have been focused on this cute chick rather than the mains. Their relationship seems more like friends than sisters. It was fairly obvious that the animators tried to add in some intimate scenes like cuddling with body heat. However, not a single act of romance seemed to pull at my heart..strings

 I did have a lot of "NOW KISS OR SOMETHING" moments. 

I got lost and felt like watching I was watching Lucky Star ..

Slice of Life acts intended for humor.. (but at least those four cuties were shipped!) 

Xx

Grade. 5-6/10

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