Oppai Heart

2 OVAs : 30 mins each
Based off a manga/light novel of the same title extended beyond a colon!


This is a great example of displaying hentai cliches. Still working on the list!! Anyway,


Oppai Heart is either a substitute-the-girl or two separate stories in the same setting. Our main character is a high school student, Ryuu, who gets hard pretty easily at the sight of many ecchi factors. 

I will insert my thoughts and observations for the OVAs in their order. You'll see once you read on!


    The first OVA is about how Ryuu' s sister, Miya, contracts a virus that makes her horny at the sight and contact of men (too bad it wasn't any person.. ) So, a symptom of this virus is that breasts or dicks get bigger and rock hard.. yeah! To calm down this, sex must be done.. 
  
Most overall plots of this hentai mentions that Ryuu and some friends took a medicine that made them sensitive to dither sex or something. In my watching period, I guess this explains why he gets so hard. 

MISHEARD KPOP LYRIC: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hard [hot?], hard"

So friggin cute:: Bro, no one can tell her to not say "Nya NYA"

I don't know why , but,
My first reaction to this line was "@wwww!"
Agree or Creep--

I don't have any pics on hand for this OVA, but the whole OVA is an uneven scale of "in the school" and "at home.. with no parents. EVER."

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The second OVA is pretty much about previously seen green-haired chick and how she's.. addicted to Ryuu? Yeah , nothing special, just hot hentai sex. Bonus points-!

In this OVA, it's all about the reference to semen, cum, etc as milk. 

In this picture above, the dick was already censored... looked better that way. 

Gah.. this OVA taught me that (hentai) girls are stupid when it comes to sex.. Well, they're usually stupid anyway. -\_/-

And that's I how discovered that this was a fetish I had temporarily. I don't even know if premature lactation exists; but I do know that premature ejaculation does thanks to Futari Ecchi! 

This closing OVA is all about sex everywhere.. be sure to spot the most ridiculous "other safe place to do it!" 

I honestly hoped that they'd include a lab scene or a sacrifice by sex (like those fantasy hentai), but .. no. I would have been more excited about the story if they focused on one girl. It took some time for me to realize that they changed the storyline a bit. 

It's all about the hentai sex.. everywhere and anywhere~sort of. The characters are ridiculously folly folks, so enjoy stupid people make out like hot shit! 

->GRADE! 8.6/10

S   e  n t e n c e.  The breasts... what a beautiful thing. 

Candy*Boy

7/10 Episodes - 15 mins each
Genres: SUPER MILD "YURI", Incest, School Life

So.. I wasn't sure what reaction I was supposed to have while watching. Apparently, I didn't find this anime a single centimeter to light-hearted. It was quite a bore and the storyline didn't really work out for me. 

THERE ARE BETTER YURIS OUT THERE -

How was this close to yuri? Kanade and Yuki are fraternal twins. Kanade has a die-hard admirer, Saku-something, who's been doing so for years. This will force Kana to admit her feelings to her sister. 

The plot is what pulled me in. Wow, those... blurbs. 

The only factors that received positive feedback from me are:

=The Art : distinguishable character outlines, a normal girl's wardrobe.. 

=The Music : 3 ending songs -- I liked the one with sixteenth/da-da-da-da English 

Yay.. to English in Asian songs ~ 

=The Animation: smooth, no pauses between movements

At least this anime has a relatable character. Saku-Chan!

I mean,there's gotta be that one overboard person , nê?

STOP DRINKING SENPAI' S CUP!

I think we should have been focused on this cute chick rather than the mains. Their relationship seems more like friends than sisters. It was fairly obvious that the animators tried to add in some intimate scenes like cuddling with body heat. However, not a single act of romance seemed to pull at my heart..strings

 I did have a lot of "NOW KISS OR SOMETHING" moments. 

I got lost and felt like watching I was watching Lucky Star ..

Slice of Life acts intended for humor.. (but at least those four cuties were shipped!) 

Xx

Grade. 5-6/10

$€n+3n¢€ : Love My Hardcore Fan Girl. 

Lover in Law

2008
2 OVAs : 25 mins each
-based off an h-manga (is that what they're called?)

OMG, just finished this and will be remembered as one of my fave hentais. At least I was able to cry a bit - a couple feels in here!! 


You learn from the general blurb that the flower shop is there (or was there?)  because it was run by our main character's parents who are now dead. Now, the flower shop is run by Tsutomu and his sister-in-law, Mai, whose husband (Tsutomu' s older brother) is away in another city. Mai gets more distant and Tsutomu' s feelings for her, a family member, begin to show itself. But, Kozue, Mai' s friend and new employee, finds out that the relationship is more than just family. 

I got to this series on a hentai site under a tag. I've stayed with the series because it was in a different setting than most typical hentais. I mean, how often does a flower shop appear in an animation or movie? It's what I call "a landscape extra." 

I did not know that I could do this ,but how about we have a nutshell.. of OVA 1?!

Got any conclusions? See the whole story ~ 

Anyway, I loved everything about this hentai. The closing song makes me teary and the story development is like that sudden small bump that you ran over- yelping fun. Everything is perfect and unique~  the sex scenes or hentai sex isn't that hot (well, I mean, maybe for half of the viewers)... I got a little bored and surprised (the sudden clit tapping!! So. Scary.)

This isn't shit or even typical for a hentai! It's got a story, strong emotions, and hot cutie adults. And to top it all off COMEDY!   There isn't a lot, but  like little 'munks.. Lovable and small. Congrats and THANK YOU for the humor.

This voice actor said it like my mom.
Oh my =God=!

 And a lesson learned and known: Be true to yourself and be who you really are.

###GRADE### 10/10 : A Perfect Hentai that could have better scenes, but it's still good

I Love My Younger Sister : Anime Movie-OVA

50 Minute OVA/Anime Movie
Based off the light novels/manga (too lazy to check)
Genres: Romance, Incest, School Life

Hello! Another late night one.. yay! I've been saving this day just for this. This is, luckily, not a hentai!  If you wanna watch a nice little love story with some intimacy, this should be a hit or miss. It received mixed reactions by the viewers.

So, Yori -- is a high school student who has a [fraternal]twin sister, Iku, whom he bottles his feelings toward. (sorry about grammar) He decides to do whatever he can to get her out of his mind such as forcing himself to fall in love and transferring to another school in a distant prefecture (region of a country) 

This movie was a recommended video when I was scrolling around YouTube . I was a little resistant because I thought this would have some hentai in it.. Well, -spoiler- once Yori decides to 'fess up his feelings to Iku, he tells her "Kiss me if you'll be mine rather than some other guy's." I know , jealous much? 

Aww.. this guy sure knows how to woo girls. But this guy seems to be a pretty cold bodyguard kind of guy. I mean, he put up a fight because some guy checked out Iku' s bra pattern! But he's got a soft spot and is quite protective about his relationships.

Right... as if incest isn't supposed to ever run in a family..
It's in most incest hentai!!

Another thing that anyone should be able to distinguish is the art. Iku' s hair is "long and soft," like many shoujo girls. And then Yori looks like he was drawn in the 90s or early 2000s. Well, this isn't "oldie art." The studio did add in some different styles such as below.

And some last notes: Iku, in my own opinion, she looks beautiful when she's sad.

Also, the movie was able to bring teary and moist eyes, but it's not that sad. There's no tragic backstory; I guess Yori was designed to be pitied on. I mean, now that is a life.
Ah, but what about the sex scene? (There's technically one) Well, it's a nice little slideshow

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I liked the opening theme and the background music, but the rock -metal music at the end just broke the serenity. :/

Well, that was nice. Time for the final stuff, toppings, whatever you'd like to call it:

GRADE: 7-8/10

Good Luck, Ninomiya-kun!

AKA: Our Condolences, Ninomiya-kun; Gonshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun!
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy, Romance, Comedy, Ecchi, Childhood??
12 Episodes
WARNING: Scenes of Covered Near-Nudity ; Far From Hentai :)
I was waiting for this day where the OTP (one true pairing) would finally be together!




Wow~ first thing I gotta say about this series: THE ENDING IS HAPPY AS F---!!  And who is in the OTP you may wonder?

Three kids??!! A love triangle already?? 

Ehh.. sort of.  That's where childhood is linked. 

Boku no Pico (ぼくのぴこ)

2006 Production
The Set: (forms of available media): a manga and anime OVAs
3 OVAs , about 40 minutes each 

Yay, a late night  post! So... why did I watch this today? 
It was on my bucket list.. Check!

A lot of you may know that this is one popular hentai and is perhaps the World's First Loli-Shouta Yaoi Hentai. Anyway, I SURVIVED THE EXPERIENCE!

Honestly, even though this was my first finished hentai -series-, it didn't really creep me out because they look like 8 (they're supposed to be 13~15 years old).  And worst of all, they're male. Yes, as in "I got an ochinchin   you got one, and so do I,  So..."

So, the OVAs are pretty much about the blond pre-adolescent kid, Pico, and how  he lived out  his ways  after  being mistaken  for a girl and.... after losing his virginity. 

Now that's a lead-in. His supposed  lover is related to Pico's employer, who is the owner of a cafe. Tamotsu is the name! He's my favorite character in  this  entire series and sadly,

YOU ONLY SEE HIM ONCE!! ;_(

It's nice to be introduced to a humane character in a weird series. It's nice to relate,, right??

Yeah, he's  pretty relatable relationship-wise.. 

Okay, so that's..Story One... in the next two, Pico meets some //friends\\

You will learn that  Pico likes to wander and fool around (sexually,  of course) 

But thanks to his newfound friends, PICO FINALLY BECOMES HUMAN!

Finally, I've been waiting for this moment X)

This isn't a  creepy <thing>, it's just a weird relationship.. I think the animation has taken sexuality to another level. Beyond gender is age...  ?

The ending is just a sex scene, just so you  know ;)

Another thing , the sex scene timing. Around more than 5 minutes  long, the scene fits in any situation snuggly. 

If you wanna dare yourself to watch like so many people who did,

Just watch the last OVA.. the first one is just a softcore story and sex. It's like playing with a doll.

While most of the audience is disgusted by the many examples of huge age differences, I noticed that my first reactions were quite concentrated on the show. I wasn't freaked out by the fact that Pico was molested (actually, I didn't notice at all). This was a show where I was more determined to figure out the moral of the OVA rather than gaping at seven sex scenes. 

The animation is watchable due to the quality of the 2000s. So, that says something. 

All in all, it is a show that has a summer setting. Perhaps it is great for passersby..  

who knows when pedophiles will be a daily sight in everyone's lifestyle.

G r a d e : : 5.4/10 (OVA  3 alone is 6.5-7/10) 

"If your friend asks for a good anime to watch, say Boku no Pico."

°-sigh-°

Hana Yori Dango 2 Returns!

Hana Yori Dango: Season 2~
11 Episodes - 
2007 TBS
Genres: Business, Romance, Comedy, High School



S t a r r i n g : (the people whom I believe are the most important throughout the series!)
  Inoue Mao AS Makino Tsukushi
  Jun Matsumoto (from jpop boyband, Arashi) AS Domyouji Tsukasa
  Oguri Shun AS Hanazawa Rui
  Matsuda Shota AS Nishikado Soujiroh 
  Abe Tsuyoshi AS Mimasaka Akira
  Nishihara Aki AS  Matsuoka Yuki

Hello! Ah~ writing a review right after you finish a series. That's one of my favorite things about Japanese dramas-- they're great for a one-day marathon. Anyway, so Hana Yori Dango left us with Tsukasa leaving for New York (  ♪ New York, New York ♪) to study business stuff.

So ~ what happened this time?
Tsukushi receives a prize of a three-day-trip to New York for one... obviously, she traverses to New York to see Tsukasa, but what do you know... she's being ignored! Then, tourism, tourism.... okay, back in Japan~ jealousy, betrayal, and new girls kick in to the story. 

The watching experience was uplifting, scary, and .. fun! (can't think of a better word now :((( 

So many new thoughts about characters came to mind:: everybody could be with anyone!!! Wahh! 

Character development seemed to apply to only two people... rather, one couple: Tsukushi and Tsukasa-- 

how else would the ending make sense? 

What did I like about this season? I couldn't really detect "an escalating ability of acting," but rather "an escalating altitude of emotions." The feels and the whole life of everything felt so real~ I was immersed enough to have a one-day series marathon! 

First love? Discovered and failed. Maybe this became a cliche later on~~ I mean, "my childhood friend was my first love" and "My childhood love is getting married.... I am so lonely||| WHYY?" to name a few.

Let me just say.. this season was a lot more serious and taught me some things~ 

**DISCLAIMER: No offense is intended.

A- Japanese, Asian, or Asian Drama characters have a high endurance level. Full sprint for 3 minutes! 

B- Your first love will get married to someone else, not you. 

C- Rain... adds a touch to emotional scenes. 

D- Your girlfriend/ "the one you're destined to be with" just might be that live-in maid.

The series... put bluntly:

->The better version of Heirs.

->Boys Over Flowers+Heirs+Jdrama Specialties (maybe I should make a list sometime) = this drama

Okay, let's finish this review off!

I saw Boys Over Flowers before I saw this series, so I kind of knew what was going to happen at certain scenes... but in my opinion, THIS CREW IS BETTER! I mean, did you hear this news a couple months ago? The leads were dating for 8 years!! The chemistry between all relationships are either awkward or just so perfect with reality's flows. 

GRADE: 8.7-9.3/10 

The better version of Heirs.

Challenge to Shin'ichi! (jdrama)

Genres: Mystery, Life of a High-Schooler, Comedy
12 episodes + 1 Hour Finale 

This drama is based off of the manga, Detective Conan, by Gosho Aoyama. This is part of a Complete Set! (manga, anime, drama.) I'm slowly reading the manga (ugg.. 40+ more volumes to read)... and my progress on the anime isn't that great either (I'm only on 200/600-900+ episodes).



This is the only drama series of Detective Conan, where a famed high school detective is injected by a secret organization's drug.. that turns him into a kid! Well, here's the drama's plotline:

High school detective, Kudo Shin'ichi, his childhood friend and love interest, Mouri Ran, and her dad awake to find themselves in a white room. In each episode, a white box appears and shows dates of 2010. "Reminiscing" on the case that was on the day shown, the audience is presented to a case.
Well, what to note first? The cases are like a bag of Dum Dum pops- you know what flavor you're gonna get because of the wrapping.. but then there's the Mystery flavor. The series'  cases are a choice of obvious or illusional solutions.

Oh yeah, see Kotoko' s father in Episode... 6! 

-This guy starred in Mischievous Kiss: Love in Tokyo-

The series seems to state that  solving cases like a detective also has some fun in it.. for you, at least.

 I don't know about you but, the po-po-police seem to be followers of their assistant(s)! The police seem to be presented as weaklings in dramas nowadays. And then we've got new introductions to rookies (like You're All Surrounded, which I want to see) and how a badass discovers new soft feelings , like love, which is supposedly, not s'posed to be taken lightly. 

With that sly grin, what was this woman thankful for?

The struggle of these two childhood friends is clearly visible. Shin'ichi is relatable in some love scenarios like confessing his feelings. If that's a spoiler, sorry!!!!

The acting' s not bad; I'd say it's presentable. I had problems with the actress who played Ran. I liked Ran in the anime and manga, but I couldn't really stand her acting. After all, her actions did say a little more than "Shin'ichi, I'm your childhood friend and I'm going to help. Secretly, you've been played by my hand."

If you're lying in a supposedly near-dead state, why waste jaw, cheek, and face muscles just to say a couple lines?? Again, I just had problems with the drama' s take on Ran' s character.

Well, at least she died happily. 

IF she did.

 With the outer storyline of "a fan locked me up in a white room to look back," the only source of suspense is when you feel more excited when they're one step closer to something. The ending was tense, but I kind of wanted an eviler guy. X)

An outer story with greater focus on the detective work. The acting is just as decent and acting seems to lack immersiveness and reality. It feels like a practice. 

Just  be there for the cases 

grade: 7.4/10

No Dropping Out: Back to School at 35

No Dropping Out: Back to School at 35
11 episodes (The Finale, Episode 11, is 1.5 hours.. the rest is ~45 minutes in duration)
Genres. Tragedy, High School, Friendship
2013 NTV

Starring: 
(Our Doctor-X lady!) Ryoko Yunekura
>Detective Conan« Junpei Mizobata
Hiroki Aiba
(Sweet and cute counselor! xx) Nana Katase
Kento Yamazaki 
And more people!! Yay4u!

This is a drama that sets off all those human feelings of ours: heartbreak , realization, isolation, anger, etc. That's what I loved about the series... 


About:: A 35-year-old woman enters high school grounds and claims to be Class 3-A's student. But she's there for a reason... shaping victims of harassment and bullying because of a school caste system, is Baba Ayako just here to reduce bullying like the staff members? Well, she's not the only new settler... a teacher was transferred to Kunikida High, but dreads the job and is willing to do anything to go back to his old school. While Baba is spending this year in a high school, is someone out to make this the worst year possible for Baba or the class?

Satoshi Tanoue, Ai Shinozaki (A Hole in My Panty)

Japanese Movie.

Genres: High School, Romance, Philosophy of Life
··CAUTION: Nudity (well, almost)... this movie is not about the sex industry. 

I think that this movie is meant to remind us of our teenage selves. Particularly, guys and maybe some gals.. Those Days when all we needed was the girl of our dreams or the guy who will always be in your fantasies... and time.



WELL...



Three guy friends have one thing in mind on how to spend their summer vacation: lose their virginity (in short, do 'it' or masturbate?) Well, they've got a clock ticking: their summer. So, they do everything from calling bathroom numbers, texts... even stealing a mannequin for unbuttoning shirts! Actually, I think before all of this, a bouncy , bright girl leaves from a man (who is her father) with them... Narumi, along with one of the boys' playboy uncle, give them tips for completing their goal. 

At first, I thought the hat would fly with the wind...
Maybe her hat's on pretty tight. 

This movie has used some issues pretty well ... like Narumi running away from her stepfather. I don't have any friends whose parents are divorced, so I am not sure if I can appropriately feel sympathy. But, sympathy is very easy to show for Narumi. I mean, her mom works and owns a bar where they live! (Sounds like a cool, hard worker to me)


Another issue is accepting the new [life/road]. Narumi doesn't seem to like the new family , maybe the playboy old uncle needs to make his mind about women, or a guy needs to watch his back when starting sex!

'Not adorable.. ' 

Okay, now  for some literature! 

Ahead of me,

There are no roads

Behind me,

Roads will be created

O Nature,

O Father,

You helped me stand up to be independent.

O immense and great Father

Please watch over me 

And protect me through the way 

Always fill me with your verve 

Through this long journey of Virginity.

"Virginity" by Kotaro Takamura  

This lone poem seems to be great motivation for somebody.... who seems to be weaker than she seems. Well, in my eyes, at least. 

MY THOUGHTS:: 

It's seemingly basic and hopefully is a first movie. .. NOM. It's nice to have some known names and faces, but that will not cover all the weaknesses. The acting is like a seesaw -- the levels change from decent to wow to bland to what the hell?. The plot is interesting, but there is only so much going on. 

I think this was a confusing, looks-like-it-was-fun-to-film, and some funny bullsh.. It could be considered a time waster, but not in my book.

Grade: 6.3/10 : Lower than decent? 

You'll still have at least two questions after watching. ~~

Psych Season One

Boy, oh, Boy! Finally, I finished my first American Drama··

Psych Season One (the show finished its final season, Season Eight, in March) : 16 episodes

Genres. Mystery Fun, "Supernatural Ability:I'm Psychic" , Comedy

Shawn Spencer... a present day man with extraordinary observation skills and has a near-photographic memory... all because of his dad's training; his old man is now a retired police officer but still gives in to some of Shawn' s requests.



The main storyline is clearly evident in the first two episodes..


Storyline: After Shawn Spencer calls the police to give some tips for a store robbery, the police accuse him of having such hardcore "inside" evidence and information! Now their lead suspect, Spencer presents himself as a psychic to avoid hours in a holding cell... but how long will he last under the police force's eyes?

Gus, just take the offer!
(Shawn opened a detective agency, psych)

Something I Learned From Psych:
The only thing that can leave a crime scene is a witness..at least a cute one!

The show is really one of the best... it's so good it has finished 8 seasons! The comedy and a very memorable cast, what more could you ask for? Below are the episode titles:

1. Pilot Part 1
2. Pilot Part 2
3. Spellingg Bee
4. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
5. Woman Seeking Dead Husband, Smokers Okay
6. 9Lives
7. Weekend Warrior
8. Who Ya Gonna Call?
9. Shawn Vs The Red Phantom
10. Forget Me Not
11. From the Earth to the Starbucks
12. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves...
13. Cloudy With a Chance of Murder
14. Game, Set, Muuurder?
15. Poker? I Barely Know Her
16. Scary Sherry: Bianca' s Toast

Some of these cases were really interesting or featured some pretty whacko crooks. But the case will be cracked by Shawn Spencer and his ways! There will almost be comedy in every episode-- it's all spot on , but not like slapstick... maybe that's for standup? 

Anyway, the series stars:

James Roday AS Shawn Spencer

Dulé Hill AS Burton "Gus" Guster

Timothy Omundson AS Detective Carlton "Lassi" Lassiter

Kirsten Nelson AS Interim Chief Karen Vick (special guest and cameo appearances)

Maggie Lawson AS Juliet "Jules" O'Hara

And 2-4 Young Shawn Spencers...

Another note: Every episode begins with young Shawn Spencer who gets his training from his dad with his problems... like, "Where is the prize in the cereal box?!" And young Gus, his childhood friend, is that friend who only wants to lure you to do the right things. 

Rating : 7.6

(pretty much an A in my book)

SENTENCE: (Shawn to Dad): You kept the doghouse? (from eighth grade!)

In A Good Way

» In A Good Way
26 Episodes

Of course... all Taiwanese dramas have an opening.
This one's nice, at least. 

God's Quiz 2

God's Quiz 2 : 16 episodes
Season Two of God's Quiz series
2011 OCNGenres: Medical Crime, Thriller Suspense, Mystery in a Mystery

So, the second season of God's Quiz.  The show is currently airing its fourth season
 *
***Caution: Some spoilers ahead!

To The Beautiful You (kdrama)

Aired: 2012 SBS
16 episodes
Sports, Romantic Comedy, Gender Bending

God's Quiz .. Kdrama

...The main character is a surgeon, Dr. Han, who is transferred to the Department of Rare Diseases or something like that. Add a tough badass woman detective and you got a pretty compatible couple. 

Aired: 2010 OCN
First Season. 10 episodes-50 minutes each

Genres: Medical Crime, Comedy

AIURA : Anime

12 Episodes
Genres: Slice of Life, Comedy-ish, school life
2013 Airing

These are two minute zoom ins of two or three high school girls in their first year. No general plot that flows through.

It's a killer for time, boredom, and maybe just as quick watch.

After all, it is relateable.

AMNESIA : Anime

Amnesia
12 episodes + 1 OVA
GENRES:: Romance, Psychological, Drama? (OVA has some comedy)

Amnesia, Amnesia, Amnesia. Apparently there's also a horror game with this name, too. Most of the comments about the series are negative, but fuck the all-out haters! There are only a couple things to hate... Not the whole damn everything.

Please, consider the PLOT:

ON AUGUST 1st, the heroine woke up and found that her memories are gone. She tries to figure out how to get her memories back and ends up learning every angle of events and her acquaintances by waking up in parallel worlds, all on August 1.  Also, she has a mentor and traveling spirit, Orion.

Kitchen Princess: manga

Kitchen Princess..
Story by Miyuki Kobayashi
Art by Nantsumi Ando (new ♥ ‼ )

Genres: Shoujo, Romance, Food, (School) Drama

47 Chapters, 10-11 Volumes
~it took me 6 hours to finish

About. Najika was saved from death six years ago by her "Flan Prince." Given a silver spoon, Najika sets out to find the guy and discovers that Seika Academy has a similar emblem with the spoon. She studies to enter the high-end place, and obviously passes. Who is her Flan Prince and what stands in her ways of finding him and her cooking?